Forgetfulness Fan T-Shirts

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

'Hello Stranger'

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

'I forgot to warn you they got wicker chairs.'

'Larry, you forgot the groceries list.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Are you going to move?"

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"My memory's terrible these days"

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Today's special: Passwords"

"Jun '87. The peanut incident?"

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

'Can you guess what today is?'

'Oh, I will remember alright, but don't worry, I don't hold grudges...'

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'Don't tell me you've lost your umbrella again!'