Forgetfulness Foe T-Shirts

"Today's special: Passwords"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

"Hmm, most common places old farts leave their glasses and car keys!!"

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"My memory's terrible these days"

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

Memory School.

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

"I often ask my husband to remind me about stuff. that way if i forget something i can blame him!"

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"

'I keep thinking that I've forgotten something.'

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"I was going to do something. What the hell was it?"

'Had Howard let the dog back inside? He couldn't remember...'

"Thanks. I'd forget my head if it wasn't.. No one's handed in a head have they?"

'Larry, you forgot the groceries list.'

Elephants do forget.

'I see Ron's still got a terrible memory for names!'

'Now you won't forget to post my parcel, dear?'