Forgetfully Fabulous Gifts

"Your favourite and my favourite...whose name escapes me at the moment..."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Congratulations! You've won the bid."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

Turn around at the next junction, turn around now! Turn around immediately - you've forgotten your handbags!

Belated Birthday Cards

Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"And so it begins... Now where'd I put my dang glasses..."

'Tastes like it's been stored next to a blazing furnace for twenty years - Perfect!'

"Father Fondell. . . your confessional is ready."

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"Refresh my memory, Miss Lockland. Who am I?"

Devil cello

'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'

Memory School.

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

'I forgot my keys!'

Look, Mom! He dropped this! He must be just like me, always coming home with just one mitten!

Pastor Has Hunting Trophy of Satan

'My wife says I keep forgetting her birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day and who's boss...'

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."

"Damn! They keys were right under my nose all along!"

'Things you forgot to put on your list.'

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

'I've forgotten what I'm driving at."

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"What did I do with what cure for absent mindedness?"

'Larry, you forgot the groceries list.'