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Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"She can forgive Nixon, but she can't forgive me."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

Frenchy Fries, one of the world's greatest art forgers

"I had money problems- forged fivers the wrong colour!"

'Great news Marcel! Proof that it's a genuine Leonardo!'

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

'I suspect, Madam, that this Van Gogh is a forgery.'

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'I don't believe it! He's gone crawling back to her.'

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

'You forgave her for that last week. When you forgive and forget you're not allowed to forget you forgave.'

'So you're saying that if I truly repent all my sins will be deleted?'

"She's forgiven me."

"That's the great thing about art, even a second-rate forgery like this can brighten up a room."

'Of course I forgive you. That's what friends do. How did you know it fell out of my cone?'

"I'm seriously thinking of granting a pardon to Goldilocks."

'It was March, 1842. I said, ‘Walter, you can't stay mad FOREVER!''