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"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'Jurassic Pork.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

Primitive magician

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

I'm With Stooped

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

The Invention of the Wheel

Used wheels

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

Ancient taxi

'A giant asteroid wipes out reptile life, enabling mammals to rise to the top of the food chain? If you want use to publish you, you've got to come up with a more credible story line.'

The man who discovered smoke