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"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Lessons in Prehistory.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'Jurassic Pork.'

Primitive magician

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

Used wheels

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

The Invention of the Wheel

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

Ancient taxi

Caveman Wheel Invention Version 2.0

The man who discovered smoke

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''