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'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Weather forecast.

Sam, the friendly meteorologist, went to welcome the new neighbors only to discover a front moving in.

Weather forecaster disapointed with the report

Randolph was surprised - for once the weather forecast seemed to be right.

'The flurries of wind should subside by evening.'

'Here's a quick summary of the weather....BLEAH!'

Weather Bureau: 60% Chance of Lunch.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

"It's a bit of a grey area."

"Looks like the weatherman got his forecast right today."

"And now for the weather forecast. . . it's cold."

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

Company sales forecast mirrors the weather

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'We'll need lots of nappy changes today, the T. V. just said it's going to be wet and windy.'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I don't like the look of this."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"Remember that optimistic, slightly crazy, throw a dart at the wall forecast? We beat it."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

"Tomorrow will be mainly sunny, but with some scattered showers..."

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

Caliologist

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Well in our defence we did get the numbers right they were just in the wrong order!"

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

'Following your 'barbecue summer' forecast, I'm revising predictions of your contract being reviewed.'

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

"Get a move on Hardwicke, we need it for the 6 o'clock news!"