Forensic Science Gifts

"Was the coroner able to establish the cause of death constable?"

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

It was the break they had been waiting for: prints left behind at the scene of the crime.

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

Serious Freud Squad - "Tell us about your mother."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Law and Order: SUV

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

'Jenkins! Quit playing with that John Dough and get over here!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Someone put something rude about me in the suggestion box. Our corporate forensic scientist is analyzing fingerprints, DNA and security video as we speak."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

The transparent safe box of Panama

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

"True crime meets reality TV"

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Undercover Biophysicists

'I LOVE the smell of cooked books.'

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."