Forensic Science T-Shirts

"Was the coroner able to establish the cause of death constable?"

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

It was the break they had been waiting for: prints left behind at the scene of the crime.

'Cause of death is still unknown. We hope to learn more once he's dead'

Serious Freud Squad - "Tell us about your mother."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Law and Order: SUV

'It's Yorick all right - I know his DNA well.'

'Jenkins! Quit playing with that John Dough and get over here!'

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

"Someone put something rude about me in the suggestion box. Our corporate forensic scientist is analyzing fingerprints, DNA and security video as we speak."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

The transparent safe box of Panama

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

"True crime meets reality TV"

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Undercover Biophysicists

'It's the same EVERY year... 5 minutes to midnight; victims are all male, and they're carrying large sums of money.'

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of "CSI: Miami" to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45pm? The Youtube generation grows up fast.