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"I take it this is your first day as a scene of crimes officer?"

'We ran some samples at the lab... it's dirt alright.'

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

'Don't you people ever take a pulse? ! '

'If you are going to be a CSI, you can't say yuck at everything you see!'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"Don't worry, this is our star witness..."

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

'Off hand, I'd say it's a head trauma caused by a blunt instrument.'

'I suppose the only way we could find out exactly who collected these DNA samples would be to fingerprint everyone.'

'It's your turn! I done the dusting yesterday!'

Suggestion Box/Fingerprint Kit

"I know it's the right thing to do, but if we call the cops this sandbox will be tied up for weeks."

'A Policeman hey? My dad is a crime-fighter too: He's a Forensic Accountant...'

'After we showed him the partial print we got at the crime scene he decided to lawyer up.'

'See? Now that you have a crime lab of your own, you don't know what to do with it.'

"You realize, I guess, that you've left your DNA on that."

"I've already put the evidence in a tidy little bag for you."

"There's so much evidence we should put some aside for a different case."

"Some trainees find the post-mortem an eviscerating experience but you'll get used to it."

Autopsy Room / a banana autopsy room.

"Yeah Chief, Hobbs is checking alibis, Vanier is looking into motive and the lab is just getting back to us now with the toxicology report."

'Gee... Nothing says 'I'm dead' like a severed head.'

'Yep, his face is beyond recognition but that's my Charlie for certain.'

Fingerprint Show

'His damaged timepiece stopped at V P.M. that's probably time of death.'

'In that case we will ALL wait for the results of the lab assistant's DNA test on the chalk.'

Line-up for a person's shoe print.

'Dont worry; that's not a ketchup stain. It's just blood.'

'We could try to identify him through dental records inspector...'

'We've got a new DNA database...'

'You've left DNA samples all over the place!'

Bubble Boys are tough to convict.

'Good news, Mr. Wilson - the DNA-test just proved your innocence!'

"Stomach content analysis shows that he was still alive when we opened his stomach."