Forensic Analyst Gifts

"What qualifies you to be a ballistics expert?"

"Hurry up with your investigation—he's lying on the remote."

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"The sticks and stones were a contributing factor, but it looks like it was the words that murdered him."

'His damaged timepiece stopped at V P.M. that's probably time of death.'

"From the horrific nature of his injuries, I'd say he was killed by someone who loved him very much..."

"True crime meets reality TV"

'The victim has defense wounds. When the art challenged her, she clearly put up a fight.'

Scientist to other: 'Gross! This isn't anthrax, it's an envelope full of dandruff!'

'Too bad I'm not a serial killer, I'd bet I'd be a good one.'

'Working in a crime lab is great. Using DNA evidence, I now know who's been stealing my tuna salad from the break room fridge.'

'No fingerprints, either. This is the worst case of identity theft I've ever seen.'

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

A NZ cat brings home a bag of cannabis which police are checking for fingerprints to trace the owner.

'HIM!' 'Finally! A little recognition.'

'The ammo's a match. We've got the murder weapon in that diabetic's case.'

"Can I have the stick when you're done?"

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

The transparent safe box of Panama

Money laundering - shows money flowing out of US vault.

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"So, just to be clear: the 'voices inside your head' told you to launder the money from forfeited law enforcement seizures in exchange for federal tax breaks for your Uncle Mark in Costa Rica?"

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'