Forensics Expert Gifts

The Smoking Gun

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

"Well Sarge, I'm tipping either a terrible sky-diving accident or a lorry has cleaned up a group playing ring-around-the rosy."

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'I'm sure that the autopsy will confirm it was a suicide.'

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Fred Dinsdale - Forensic expert.

"True crime meets reality TV"

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

'You know who's been naughty and who's been nice? -- you're not using DNA evidence, are you?'

"My pawprints? Nah, I wore gloves. They matched my noseprints on the window."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"The DNA sample from the mink fibres found in the suspect's car matched the DNA sample from the mink coat found at the scene of the crime, so I'm thinking, maybe these minks were twins?"

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

"By Ned, you're right, inspector—the body has been moved."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"Oh come on! How can you possibly know that it's Yorick without a proper forensic reconstruction?"

CSI: Alaska. "What have we got, Ted?" "Looks like a snowball with a rock in it...I'll know more when I get it back to the lab."

'We've got a new DNA database...'

Well, you're busted! Forensics just came back: the bite-marks match your dental records!

Ancient Egyptian crime scenes.

'We suspect death by Sunday supplement.'

'You're experienced with blood stains I trust?' (Smarthy ACME Carpet Cleaners)

"Curiosity."

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"Our forensic scientist quit, so our computer guy has stepped in for now."

"I'm home, with all my DNA."

Animals have broken into (and out of) Norm's home through window.

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