Foreign Language Buffs Gifts

"Sprechen ze MOO MOO?"

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

Campaign for Plain English

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"We've decided that it will be better for his later development if we speak to him only in legalese."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Whoooa,MAN,check out this STORM! It's PELTING down!'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

The Family Joules: Part 21

Doggone

"I know! I know! I K-n-o-w!. . . Um, what was the question?"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

Cat Burglar

'Stick them up...'

'There it is, 'Twerk', right next to 'Twerp'.'

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

'Mom and dad...if someone threw a rock at me, it would really be like killing two birds with one stone.' 'I told you if we had a child, he'd be a wise-quacker.'

'I made a hundred on the Spanish test. Gracias.'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

Staff Yearbook

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

Malaprop Man! Adventures. Malaprop Man! Where have you been? At a stupor her comet confection! Did many of your fellow heroes show up? We had a great turnabout! Backman and the Incredible Bulk were there! So was Caption Americ, the Flush, Wander Woman and Plasterman! Very impressive. Who was the most popular with the fans? I think I was the main distraction! I have no doubt at all about that!

Shell Fire

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.