Force Believer Mugs

Luke Skywalker- Matrimonial Law

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

At the 2021 Religious Games

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

'Your future looks charming.'

Nun Binning the Devil

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Fairy Vet

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

Not The Real Me

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

The Fountain of Youth.