Belief Seekers Mugs

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

Squeezing the Free Press.

'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"It's a letter from the Vatican. They say that whilst walking the streets without stepping into dog poo is nearly as miraculous as walking on water, it's not sufficient to canonize me!"

"It's such a lovely day!"

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Press Freedom

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'Oh, crap.'

Skeptic Tank.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

Letters escape from a caged book.

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

"Truth is relative at these reunions. It depends on which relative you talk to."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

"My career's in shreds, but on the bright side, so are my files."

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

"The president says there isn't a flood. What's the harm in humoring him?" "Hey! Would somebody pull Lindsey up for air?"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

Truth

"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

Lady Justice and Confidential Files

"We live in the golden age of fake news, alternative facts and spin control. Your resume is too truthful."

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"Your momma lied to you, boy."