Force Believer Prints

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

At the 2021 Religious Games

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"Can you hypnotise me into being in shape?"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"Oh, puhleeese. No one's going to steal your idea."

'Gee you're lucky! I don't think the Tooth-Fairy will ever bring me anything...'

"Rescue someone; rescue yourself"

'Your future looks charming.'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

Nun Binning the Devil

Fairy Vet

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

'No, your stock didn't split. The fact it's worth half of what it was yesterday is just an amazing coincidence.'

Guru levitates while wife vacuums.

'Call me a cockeyed optimist but I still believe big executive bonuses and perks can buy happiness.'

Not The Real Me

"Well I don't know how they fly when I can't!"

'Your life will being when all of your kids are married and the dog dies.'

'It's simple, really. This line stays high and sets a good example for the other line.'

"It's all very well for people to go on about restraining hedge fund managers...but they have not idea of what we do!"

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

"I don't want to sound desperate, but either you transform me with a kiss or I end up dissected in a ninth-grade science lab."

"Tia Carmen, can you make Sylvia Sanchez, the prettiest girl in school, look me in the eye and ask about my feelings."

'Hurry! There's not a moment to lose.'

"I think it's time you ditched the phoney crown and admitted to yourself that princess or no princess, you'll always be a frog."

"It was a mixed dayon wall street. Stocks were down, but bonuses were up."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

The Fountain of Youth.

'If it works, Andy, you can expect a visit from the skin fairy tonight, ready?'