Fantasy Believer Mugs

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

Not The Real Me

"I know about the tooth fairy, but I feel a bit young to be selling off my body parts!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

The Fourth Little Pig

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

The tooth fairy.

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

'One eye of newt or two?'

Society for the preservation of dragons - "You don't want them to become extinct do you."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Look what I found. Can we keep him?" "Wow! A real pirate!!" "Go ask your mother."

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

Lady of the bath...

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"If I can't ask for more wishes, how about more genies?"

Man retrives a mermaid from his swimming trunks after a swim in the sea

Desert Island BBQ

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"The knights of the round accent table"

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.