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"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"Mom, Dad - I'm a sidekick. I've always been a sidekick. And I want you to know that I have a pardner."

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

There's not a lot of work for Sidewaysman.

Big Football

Sidekick speed matching service.

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

'If I could pick as many winners as he picks balls out of net - I'd be a rich man.'

'That's mighty inspiring, Bucky, but I reckon my best hope for gittin' outta this quicksand is for you to reach me that cardboard tube.'

'The manager tol us not to let the other side see the ball and that's what I'm doing!'

Tipp-kick for brain surgeons.

'Best save I've ever seen.'

"It's a new signal to specify that we don't need Robin."

Good parenting.

'Paramedic' 'Doctor' 'Clean underpants man'

'We call it 'Fred'. He's our best penalty kicker.'

'Here! Call the contractor. I don't want to hear any nonsense about goals, or touchdowns, or baskets. I want to see shovels! Lots and lots of shovels!'

"Somewhere a long. . . long way from the World Cup."

"He's normally not affectionate, but he has really taken a liking to you!2

"What's the point of being your sidekick if the courts won't recognize it?"

"He's the new Turkish signing"

Tumbling down the Ski Slope.

We interrupt this game because our sponsor has just filed for bankruptcy.

'I should have known better than to call a geek for backup.'

'You're in luck, Sir. . . we found the only television in the shop that won't show sports!'

The incapacity benefits people want you to give them a ring...'

Buckaroo Rogers