Football Focus Prints

A footballer is having an eye test.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

I like the Jets...I guess

Football Fans

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Hey, I'm thirsty. I need a drink. A drink and a liverwurst sandwich. Hey, how about a sandwich and a beer down at Gallagher's, then we can go shoot some pool? Or maybe take in a movie. Hey, I'm talking to you."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Church for sports worshipers.

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Another football scholarship offer?'

Football Chameleon

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Punt Cake

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

If nobody had invented graphics

The trauma of losing.

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

The Brothers Grime

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!