Football Fanfare Gifts

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

I like the Jets...I guess

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"He's starting to flag a bit"

"Fancy dyeing your hair white so everyone could see it was you who played a shocker!"

The best goalie in the world!

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

"Relax, grandpa. The quarterback is taking a knee to run out the clock."

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

David and Goliath.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

"A pillow fight? They really have taken the violence out of the game."

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

Football

'He's one of the drawbacks.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"Hey! What did I tell you about drinking right out of your super bowl, young man?"

Sportscasters on the Savannah

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"Seeing as you've been so generous giving goals away lately, you're down to play Santa at the Christmas party!"

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

Napoleon Wenger

Football Fish

'Those with a lot of Money.'

Soccer Moms

'Last quarter, Jeremy, you dropped two passes. Could you tell our viewers how you plant to catch this pass?'

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

'Foul, what foul?'

Money and Football

Sergio Kun Aguero

"You mock, sir—you mock a sport storied and beloved. I, sir, pity you."