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Table Football Hooligans.

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'Focus! Focus! You've just gotta' forget about their home ground advantage.

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Football Bomb

"Hey! I know that handwriting, St Valentines day last year!!!"

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Free Speech has heavy price.

Match Fixing in Malaysia

'As an exercise I placed eleven dustbins on the pitch and made the team dribble around them...The bins won 5-0.'

World Cup. Half Empty.

The defence were confident about their offside trap.

If at first you don't succeed, deflate the football.

The new heated seats were proving to be just a little too hot for the fans!

"Eh? What? Eh? I'm sorry, I dozed off during all that cross-field and back passing."

'Please cover for me Carol. I'll be away from my desk, roaming the cubicles, searching for sports talk.'

"Oh no! It's foot 'n' mouth season again."

"Well, if you don't want to talk politics would you like to talk baseball?"

'The fish and chips are very nice.'

'Put the kettle on darling.'

'Oh, the poor dear - he's fallen down again!'

'Nesbitt will do all our Monday morning quarterbacking.'

'Spit him out, Vince! This is just practice. Save the rough stuff for the game.'