Foodie With Commitment Issues Gifts

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

'Of course, I love you, Debbie... but I'm too young to be tied down to one refrigerator!'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

Dieting Motivation.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"And what would you like to regret later?"

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

"Did you notice the smirk on his face when he said 'enjoy'?"

'There you are - you know you're not supposed to be eating that!'

'I think our marriage would make a great country song.'

Supermarket Aisles.

"Give me the menus—you've kept the chef in suspense long enough."

"Well, if you're out there 'slaving over a got every every day', how come you never notice the food burning?"

"The I'm Going Off My Diet special comes with a side order of Guilt."

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

A little green pepper means 'vegetarian." A little red heart means "heart healthy." And a little skull and crossbones means "I really shouldn't , but

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

'I take it you're having the businessman's lunch.'

"I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'd like some hospital food."

'Do you have another menu of what I can have?'

"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water."

'I don't think it's so much my inability to lose weight as it is my ability to find it.'

Guy begging for money holding his hat out. Next to him an out of work chef holding his frying pan out begging for money.

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

'If it tastes good, spit it out!'