Foodie Struggling With Balance Gifts

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

Dieting Motivation.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

'Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday you like beans, now you don't like beans.'

"It was a cold night, like tonight, back, I'd say, in 1954."

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

"Did you notice the smirk on his face when he said 'enjoy'?"

'Enlighten me!'

'We've had a cash machine put in.'

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

"Well, if you're out there 'slaving over a got every every day', how come you never notice the food burning?"

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

A little green pepper means 'vegetarian." A little red heart means "heart healthy." And a little skull and crossbones means "I really shouldn't , but

Supermarket Aisles.

'Of course, I love you, Debbie... but I'm too young to be tied down to one refrigerator!'

"I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'd like some hospital food."

'I take it you're having the businessman's lunch.'

'Sorry to keep you waiting.'

'I don't think it's so much my inability to lose weight as it is my ability to find it.'

'I can't conceal it any longer - the food in this place is killing you.'

Guy begging for money holding his hat out. Next to him an out of work chef holding his frying pan out begging for money.

'If it tastes good, spit it out!'

Man suffering terrrible cramps at dinner

'... and don't watch the Food Channel.'

"My heart says I should go with my head; my head says I should go with my gut."

'This is an emergency, get me meals on wheels...'

"She may be useless in the bedroom but she claims to be a wow in the kitchen!"