Foodie Seeking Balance Gifts

'Enlighten me!'

"How's everything here? Let's start with your earliest childhood memories."

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

Dieting Motivation.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

"It was a cold night, like tonight, back, I'd say, in 1954."

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'We've had a cash machine put in.'

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

"All our ingredients are ethically sourced, so feel free to leave the sh*ttiest tip you can possibly imagine."

A little green pepper means 'vegetarian." A little red heart means "heart healthy." And a little skull and crossbones means "I really shouldn't , but

Supermarket Aisles.

"I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'd like some hospital food."

'I take it you're having the businessman's lunch.'

"Be right with you, folks."

"I don't like sweetcorn".

"Sorry, sire, could it be under another name?"

'Sorry to keep you waiting.'

'I don't think it's so much my inability to lose weight as it is my ability to find it.'

Guy begging for money holding his hat out. Next to him an out of work chef holding his frying pan out begging for money.

'If it tastes good, spit it out!'

Man suffering terrrible cramps at dinner

'... and don't watch the Food Channel.'

"My heart says I should go with my head; my head says I should go with my gut."

'I'm sorry, sir. You've had enough.'

'This is an emergency, get me meals on wheels...'

"She may be useless in the bedroom but she claims to be a wow in the kitchen!"