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'I'm sorry, sir. You've had enough.'

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

Dieting Motivation.

'Ok. I'm cooking dinner. What sounds good?'

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'The Ailing Matisse tries cutting out meat and dairy products.'

"I'm taking you off two of the four food groups."

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

"It was a cold night, like tonight, back, I'd say, in 1954."

"I was the first one to work completely gluten free."

I'll say one thing for that chef on TV...he really makes deboning a chicken look easy.

'Face it, 24 hour grocery stores were made for people like us.'

'...And when it registers over 140 pounds, it automatically triggers the refrigerator lock.'

"Back inside, Bernie! The buffet is full of shrimp, pork and ham!"

"I used to be a foodie. Now I'm a fussy glutton."

'Enlighten me!'

A little green pepper means 'vegetarian." A little red heart means "heart healthy." And a little skull and crossbones means "I really shouldn't , but

Supermarket Aisles.

'You can eat, but you must never again drink and be merry.'

'Oh I can't stay here, i'm allergic to shell fish.'

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

"I never thought I'd be saying this, but I'd like some hospital food."

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

'What an uncanny coincidence! The starter, main course, dessert and wine you've ordered are all the cheapest on the menu!'

'Please be careful, sir, the plate is hot.'

'I don't think it's so much my inability to lose weight as it is my ability to find it.'

"And remember, if you can't pronounce it, I can't afford it!"

'What's our offence? We've been on bread and water for 40 minutes.'

Burger Shack. I'm trying to go vegan, but I still sneak away for an occasional burger. You need a little "meat time"!

'Do you have another menu of what I can have?'

"I asked for something gluten-free, dairy-free and meat-free and he brought me a glass of water."

'Sorry to keep you waiting.'

What do you suggest for someone on a diet who wants to leave room for dessert?

'Push away from the food, good...'