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Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

Heart Disease Menu

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

Bedside Manna.

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"Were you genuinely interested in where I get my protein, or was it the introductory question to a long and pointless attack on my personal dietary choices?"

The Last Dinner

Party Animal, Party Vegetable, Party Mineral

'Let's get some lunch in here. I don't trust my gut instincts on an empty stomach.'

Elise Stefanik

"It's the last of the Chef's Special. He says he'll arm-wrestle you for it."

"All our ingredients are ethically sourced, so feel free to leave the sh*ttiest tip you can possibly imagine."

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

"Patient continues to entertain the sincere delusion that apple pie served with a slice of cheese on top is delicious..."

U.S. Bread Basket.

"All our water is locally sourced. From a little something we call 'the kitchen faucet'."

Here's your 18-inch pipin' hot pepperoni. I will devour. Wait, give it just a minute. Must … hold … on. Roof-of-mouth burn. Another hot-pizza-related injury. Dear reader, We spare you the carnage.

'Fancy a take-away?'

Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.

"What's all this fuss about genetically modified food, anyway?"

'This placenta's not very filling, I think I'll nip out for a pizza.'

'Here's a song for all of you who are conflicted over whether or not it's safe to eat genetically-modified food.'

Stadium. Food. Beer. In a fan vote, pizza was chosen as the favorite food this season. Ah, so the hot dog is make a concession speech!

'What have you got today?' - 'If you don't smell it, we haven't got it.'

'Keep complaining about my meals and you can fry your own salad!'

Olympia - Olympics - Sponsored by Ken' Kebabs Food of Champions!

"Now, in addition to our regular programming, let me tell you about tonight's specials."

"It didn't look like this on Masterchef!"

"I don't normally allow it on the first date, but yes, you can take a photo of my meal."

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

"With religion and politics off the table, the only thing left to argue about is gluten."

Demonstration at a bar