Foodie Mechanic Pillows

'Needs salt.'

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

Surgeon carving a chicken/turkey.

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

'It's amazing what they can do with amino acids these days.'

"I get a fresh food kit delivered for lunch. All I need to do is chop, cook, and enjoy!"

Fast Food Restaurant

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'The bad news is I left the presentation at home. The good news is we're having fresh waffles.'

Surgeon

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

"First, finish that genetically modified asparagus. Then you can have ice cream full of bovine growth hormone."

"And tonight we’re offering 5-1 odds on a kitchen strike."

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

Pizza Fencing

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'

'The chef's salad, sir? You'll have to fight him for it.'

'Yes, I did give it an oil change myself. I changed to a healthy low calorie oil with no transfats.'

HOT DOGS - Pay-per-chew

'If you're a driver who likes it all, take a look at this! Sour cream, onions, cheddar cheese, and bacon bits - this baby's loaded!!!'

The rally driver's breakfast

State Fair. Fun. You won a ribbon in the eating contest? What for? Honorable munchin'!

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

Surgeon and Fishmonger

Protesting Pineapple Pizza