Tactical Foodie Pillows

"Our cook is new, so ge's Googling what goes on a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich as we speak."

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"Impressive, yes, but what exactly is a black belt in cookery?"

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Wordplay: Rabbit Punch.

Gaah! You sank my longship!

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'Bless this food, and protect us from the pesticides and additives therein.'

Waiter to diner: 'I'm going to return you to the main menu.'

Good poetry & Winning teams

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

Pizza Fencing

"All we've come up with so far is that new meatloaf."

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

When seasons collide

'Excuse me, but is there anywhere we can get something to eat while we're waiting to get something to eat?'

Linda sets a pick, allowing Dave a clear path to the last doughnut.

'The chef's salad, sir? You'll have to fight him for it.'

HOT DOGS - Pay-per-chew

Protesting Pineapple Pizza

"Peanut butter and jelly...simple...delicious... why didn't I think of that?"

"Is it safe to assume that the meat is laced with antibiotics and the salad is chockfull of pesticides?"

'Needs salt.'

Traditional chefs revolt against new 'Robo-chef'' technology.

Surgeon and Fishmonger

Man telephoning head waiter 'We're ready to order.'

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

'Yes I know he wanted to be in the catering corps.'

'...and would you like your meal in a PDF file as well, sir?'