Foodie Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"May your year be pear-fect."

"But everybody working in the kitchen today is bald. I don't know HOW you got a hair in your food!!!"

'So how exactly did you get the nickname 'four scoops'?'

"Parking for Hot Dog Customers Only"

"If I don't escape now, I'm toast!"

'If you put it that way, alright, I agree with you.'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"Yes, it is strange how I have no problem hearing the big tipper on table five calling me, isn't it?"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Filet minion

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

Bangers and Mash

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Lockdown casserole

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Better Not Squash.

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"We need a new stove. This one's beginning to burn oil."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"