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"Who ordered the pizza?"

"Stephen and I are today's special."

Counting ribs

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Kitchen Kapers

Important Food Groups

'I'm sure M'lady will appreciate the mashed potatoes. Our chef uses only grass-fed single-udder butter.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"This is our soft opening."

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Benihana style of cooking.

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

The Streets - Night

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

CAUTION: Creative genius at work

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

'Men's cooking'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

"I think you should be aware that the chef is a summer intern."

"The bagels are better in New York."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

This Year's Spa

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"