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"I thought there would be bacon here."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"This is our soft opening."

"Is the MSG local?"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

Pessimists v Optimists.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

What will happen in the world

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

'This melts in the mouth.' 'It's ice cubes.'

"At Hooters I'd already have three compliments on my tie!"

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

'Todays special - egg on Ronay'

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."