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'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"Is the MSG local?"

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"This is our soft opening."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"What's the final episode of 'Seinfeld' about?""It's about nothing."

'I can see a visit to the vet, but, oh my, no more kids after that!...'

'The braised toucan was fine...although I found the bill a little large.'

Pessimists v Optimists.

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Budgetmageddon

'So, in 2079 you see the company breaking even. Can you give me some idea where you see things 10 years after that?'

'We're going to look pretty stupid if it's not a Michelin star.'

"I'm writing a memoir. It's mostly recipes."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

What will happen in the world

"Someday, son, a giant conglomerate will find a way to harness the moonlight and make us pay for it."

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

The income gap is widening into a massive divide. Instability will follow. I'm not pleading for the middle class, I'm pleading for our future. House of Java .net Cybercafe. We can't have only rich and poor, for that was goes serfdom, instability, and eventually, collapse through inevitable revolution from below. Are you following what I'm saying? Are you listening? Not just listening. I'm listening while also playing Angry Birds. I've got no chance here, do I? Me either. The higher levels are br

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

The staple grains tended to look down on the more specialized fare... like quinoa.

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'This melts in the mouth.' 'It's ice cubes.'

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).

'Todays special - egg on Ronay'

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

Minority Report Is Real