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"Sorry, sire, could it be under another name?"

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

We are shaped by what we love! Especially pizza and doughnuts!

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

Party time.

Baker Romance

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"Your meal sounded nice."

The Perfect Foil

You're the sizzle in my roast!

Feast

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Thermidor Dali

Dad's old fashioned barbeque