Foodie Feminist Pillows

"You're the chef? Well, my compliments anyway."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"Beanirrito"

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Surprise in the salad bowl

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

"Is it free-range?"

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

'Hey, honey bun!'

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

What's the antidote for wheat germ?

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

Adam and Eve - Food scares

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"It's dangerous to eat pangolins, but..."

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

Genetically-Modified Foods: Are they safe?

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

Stand back - while I whip something up

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'We've had a couple of requests for an academic brouhaha, so we'll be preparing one of those today.'

Dinner Cereal, Corn Flakes with Spaghetti Sauce.

Fried Egg

Salad Hat

What came first, the chicken or the egg