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'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

'My French is not so good.'

"He's a fussy eater."

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

"Dear Mum, please stop sending me food parcels..."

'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.'

I've got to run to my job interview! Do I have spinach between my teeth?

"You asked me to keep a food diary, this is last week's!"

'How can anything this bad be fattening?.'

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

What do you mean it's not vegetarian? The maggots all jump out...

"Combination No. 5--no MSG."

'Now that I can afford anything on the menu, I can't digest anything on the menu.'

After standing on the scales Claire decided to stamp on the diet book.

A man and a woman on a date have a fish head and tail for dinner.

"I'm spending too much money on food. But what can I do? The kids won't eat anything else."

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

"Oh God, I forgot to ask if anybody had lard issues."

'How many times did I tell you 'Don't eat the free samples given out on the street!'?'

Man faced with a fridge full of food can't find the dinner left for him by his wife

"It's horrible. Well, I share my food...on social media."

"A tip?... Yes, I'll give you a tip. Never eat here, the service is terrible!"

'Not only our fishcakes, Granny Cora herself was recalled. She's not really a Granny.'

"There could be a table in your future - or - dessert in someone else's."

A man's instant camera picture falls into his soup.

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

Man suffering terrrible cramps at dinner

"You need to disable cookies and pizza and ice cream and..."

Cook struggles to open sauce jar.

Frozen meal: Lose weight fassst!... DIET MEAL Mystery Meat...Contains less than 6% fecal matter.