Foodie Fail Lover Pillows

A man's instant camera picture falls into his soup.

HELLth Food Sprouts

Cafe Burns.

'Your blood pressure is extremely high - your resistance to things that cause it, extremely low!'

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I had the recipe upside down, so it's beefed corn.'

'My French is not so good.'

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

"Of course failure is an option; I use it all the time!"

'This restaurant has got zero stars, right? Every single one of them is well deserved.'

Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".

'How can anything this bad be fattening?.'

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

What do you mean it's not vegetarian? The maggots all jump out...

'Today I discover fire, tonight she burns dinner.'

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

"Oh God, I forgot to ask if anybody had lard issues."

A man and a woman on a date have a fish head and tail for dinner.

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

'How many times did I tell you 'Don't eat the free samples given out on the street!'?'

Dining Infraction, Too Much Tabouli on the Tie!

"It's horrible. Well, I share my food...on social media."

Men wearing loud shirts are the first loaded onto airplane.

Man faced with a fridge full of food can't find the dinner left for him by his wife

Man suffering terrrible cramps at dinner

The disaster that is crotchless beekeeping outfits...

'The food in here does taste like home cooking - I'm not leaving a tip!'

'This is an emergency, get me meals on wheels...'

Disaster strikes the Murkleys after they gorge themselves at Thanksgiving dinner.

She left and took everything. How could she, he thought, she knows how much I hate grocery shopping.