Foodie Costume Curator Pillows

Onion costume

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I was almost that last year."

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Filet minion

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Garlic Free Zone.

"I'll have the spaghetti, does that come on toast?"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Waiter, there's a hare in my salad!"

'I take it that the birthday cake is for this old trout you just served me?'

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Mustard, ketchup and mayo are all nice and creamy smooth. Why isn't anything being done about relish?'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

"I'm having friends over for dominoes, so everyone needs to clear out of the kitchen."

"Cut down on the pumpkin spice."

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Waiter, you seem to have mixed my bill up with somebody who wants to buy this restaurant.'