Food Stockpile Aficionado Pillows

"I'm stockpiling food for a 'No Deal' Brexit."

Church Basement Foodie

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Bug hanging up stockings

"I thought I was a hoarder, but it turns out I'm a prepper."

"The checkout clerk will now testily remind you to press 'ok'."

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

Prepper Dog

'I don't know about this new computer inventory system. It just ordered a thousand left handed four fingered surgical gloves.'

'To prepare for Y2K, I backed up all discs and documents. . . stockpiled water and non-perishables. . . converted my investments to cash and set up a wood burning stove.'

'I knew I needed help when I started going to fast food places only at night so I wouldn't have to share with sea gulls.'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

Christmas Cow.

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

Camper special! PORK 'N' BEANS...50 gallons...only $49.99...Limit: 3 per customer.

Ants take cheese and grater

Meats

'Now let's see...We need fodder...'

"After that, our marriage ripened into a divorce."

"Keep it open."

"When water turns into ice, which of its physical properties increases?"

Home For Sale - TP Included

Colin had standards, and not eating 'own brand' food was one of them.....

'Everything is spoiled. Don't tell me it's not cyberhacking.'

"Working remotely is great. My commute is a breeze. My co-worker is adorable, and my pantry has never been so organized."

Sometimes hearing, 'You're nuts!' is a good thing.

'They're shaking hands: Looks like we'll be part of the Bride's dowry...'

Supermarkets

"We're drawing down our inventory since it can't seem to tear itself away."