Food Service Worker Pillows

In ice cream store: 'Hey, Frank. Maybe you oughta scoop with the other arm for a while.'

Employees must wear hair nets.

'I need two franks, three wieners and one hot dog.'

'154 Madison...get ready...there it is.'

"There's a wire in my soup."

"Meals on wheels? More like muck on a truck"

Waiter: 'I'm not really a waiter, I'm an actor. I'll act like I'm waiting on you.'

I was hoping for a better bonus this year! (Assistant has been given a goldfish).

'I'm sorry about the icy sidewalks Mr. Pizza Guy! Let me get my camera, ok? Just wait a minute.'

'Eat it while it's still £6.50.'

Chicken Coupe.

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of working in food service.'

'And a one, and a two, and a three, and a four...'

He was the waiter?! We thought he was the entr

"Gesundheit!"

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of working in food service.'

We've got to order more uniforms!

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'Your beer sir...'

'I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of working in food service.'

"Yeah, it's a dangerous job. Do you have any idea how toxic old hot dog water is?"

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"I decided to burn all my previous napkins and start fresh."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"I've had a long day, so I don't want anything that will put up much of a struggle."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I'm told the items marked with happy faces are especially yummy."

"It's wonderful. It's the best thing he's done since the appetizer."

"I'm Artie. I'll be your beverage consultant."