Foodservice Worker Pillows

A waiter says:'You guys know you're supposed to text me when you're ready right?' the patrons are dead . . .

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

"Rump roast?"

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Our new automated workers need a little fine tuning, but they're coming along..."

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

"And how is last week's tilapia tonight?"

Another day in the Splenda mines

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

Ghostbasters 3

"The election's over, Trump won, the illegals are being deported and I'm here for one of them there high-paying American jobs he promised."

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Cafe Burns.

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

'I don't think much to faith school dinners.'

Nutrition-Free Diet