Food Safety Auditor Pillows

I'm here about the inspecting

'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'

"Rodent droppings? Hey! We were wondering where they'd got to!"

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Your lobster was off!

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."

Frankenfish

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"I think the milk's off!"

"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."

Food inspection results

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

"Uncle Tod's Reviews"

Our Troubled Chowders

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Horse meat scandal.