I'm here about the inspecting
Food Safety Auditor Prints
Decorate their workspace with art prints that highlight the importance of food safety and their role. Perfect for inspiring pride and adding a touch of humor.
'We don't want to interfere to much, just a couple of things...what you do and how you do it!'
"Rodent droppings? Hey! We were wondering where they'd got to!"
would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?
Your lobster was off!
HELLth Food Sprouts
"Out with the old fish, in with the new."
'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'
'I had no idea would be a choice.'
"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"
Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.
"What do you have that won't kill me?"
"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."
Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry
"I changed my mind - I don't want any shredded cheese on my salad."
'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'
"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."
'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'
'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'
"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"
"You can't eat that. It has nuts in it."
Frankenfish
Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research
'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'
"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"
"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"
"I think the milk's off!"
"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"
"We can serve a rare handburger, but because of health regulations, this room will have to be heated to 160 degrees."
Our Troubled Chowders
"I've been mutated into the strawberry field. Get me out now."
Food inspection results
'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'
"Uncle Tod's Reviews"
"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."
Food Safety Auditor Prints Collection
Food Safety Auditor Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for food safety auditors — perfect for their morning coffee or tea break!
Food Safety Auditor Pillows
Check out our pillows for food safety auditors — add a quirky touch to their home or office decor.
Food Safety Auditor T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts that celebrate food safety professionals — ideal for casual days and weekends.