Food Regulator Prints

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'That's $3.50 for the dog plus 75¢ weenie water disposal surcharge.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

The Solar System (after deregulation)

The truth is, Congressman, we didn't know it was wrong to screw people.

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

Your lobster was off!

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

Bernard Madhoff $50-billion Ponzi financial scheme.

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Tempest in a Teapot

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

"Don't worry! He's totally changed..."

'I couldn't get Parliament to outlaw Lady Godiva, but they agreed to regulate her.'

Pulling The Economy Uphill

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

An acceptable level of TV violence.

"Eggshell in omelette make Hulk angry!"

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

Man from 'National Viewers and Listeners Association sits at work boxes titled; 'Switch on' and 'Switch off'.

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

World Financial Mafia

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

"I changed my mind - I don't want any shredded cheese on my salad."

'Cutting back to a single securities regulator is a good idea. After that, one more reduction and our troubles are over.'

"I'm afraid you neglected to submit the proper development permit application."

Stethoscope line.

Speeding Forklift