Food Purist Prints

GM free zone

"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

Grandma's caf

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

'What was the first music they ever said 'this isn't even music' about?'

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

'Are they fat free, low carb, high fibre and organic?'

Error in low-fat pizza design.

" will enver read that book, and I"m eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."

'No I don't do decaf, soy lattes with a shot of vanilla!'

'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

"One thing I'll say for us, Meyer--we never stooped to popularizing science."

"He only dances to The Dubliners."

"We're very strict. No soy milk, no veggie burgers, no margarine... nothing that even looks like an animal product."

"He sold out, so he's sold out"

"So obvious, there all the time"

"Drawing with computers is easy..."

'I know for a fact my grandma never used propylene glycol monoesters, polysorbates, sorbitan monostearate and di-glycerides.'

"No pre-recorded music in this church. It's all 100% organic!"

"Your online comment meets the offence of serious insult. The 13 spelling mistakes in the 17 words of your comment constitutes a crime against the English language!"

"Oh, great, the fundamentalists are back."

Academicians discussing the admitance of Pre-Raphaelites

EAT: Ambience-free cusine

'The Garrett Club'

"I don't like his color."

Junk Mail Yard - "Catalogue junk over there, Insurance and credit cards over there.."

The only guy left who's not online.

'She wants to know why we don't clean up the *@#!@* language in our movies.'

"It strayed too far from the video game."

"He's been upset since they colorized 'It's a Wonderful Life,' and I think it's finally pushed Him over the edge!"