Food Production Manager Mugs

Fruit Machine

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Another day in the Splenda mines

Ghostbasters 3

"What's happened to Quiche?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Meet the new factory manager.

Farmers' Warnings.

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

'It's not good enough that you are my yes persons, I want you imprinted on me!'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Satis Factory Tour

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

Pollution Look

'And since this product consists of 100% artificial ingredients, we can truthfully say it's vegan!'

Production manager with lots of children.

"When I grow up I'd like to model for a pasta company."

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."