Food Production Manager Prints

Fruit Machine

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Another day in the Splenda mines

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

Ghostbasters 3

"What's happened to Quiche?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"One day son, all this will be run by robots."

Meet the new factory manager.

Farmers' Warnings.

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

'I wonder how long he's been a vet?'

Tata: Goodbuy or Goodbye?

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

'It's not good enough that you are my yes persons, I want you imprinted on me!'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

'This is okay, but my ambition is to be an automatic teller.'

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

Satis Factory Tour

'This tuna is being recalled. It contains seahorse.'

'But we spend all our money creating toxic waste. We were hoping someone else would figure out how to detoxify it.'

'They send you into the ketchup department? HA! I'M going into pizza!'

Pollution Look

Production manager with lots of children.

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

If Einstein had worked in Fast Food

'You wouldn't believe how hard it is for me to unwind after work.'

'I've created hundreds of jobs. Of course, they're all going to be automated.'

"...and we plan to offer it as a scarce and valuable product."