Food Production Specialist Mugs

'I am growing frozen peas to cut out the middle man.'

Storks - World Food Production.

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"States of tofu"

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"We're hoping for a really smooth wine here."

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

GMOs: The Next Generation

"Do you remember when we used to put FOOD in food?"

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Well, son. . . here your dad makes the famous 'fresh from nature' food!"

Only 1 calorie per serving: One million servings per can.

Biodiversity

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"You look ridiculous Ed. Why can't you just accept you're going bald and ditch the wig?"

Bio-Engineered Fruit of the Month Club

'All tests point to the same conclusion: it is indeed a big banana.'

'Wait, wait, before you mix them, you have to say, 'Pow!'.'

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"I don't think you're genetically modifying these foods at all. I think you're just putting googly eyes on fruit."

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

Fooling around with those genes...just keeps going.

Old MacDonald had a genetically modified farm.