Food And Beverage Manager Mugs

Today, we introduce a new feature: Now That's Cheap. ™ We give customers used plastic utensils. We'll wash them after every use. This spoon's got a hole in it.

"The chef is going to need more than just your ‘compliments’ tonight … he’s in one of his moods."

Bad for you but to die for

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Best Before 5th Pint.

"This is our soft opening."

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

'Man...You age great!'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

Welcome to the moon cafe and gift shop...

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

Chocs away.

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"You sure you guys don't spike the coffee?"

Baloneystini

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"Bottled, tap or toilet water?"

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

'Waiter, could I have some more water right away?'

"This controls the speed, this opens the door and if you press the red button a maintenance man appears and gives you a very large bill"

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"Perhaps we should cleanse our palates first?"

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Coffee Menu

'Can't stand diary products myself, but a job's a job.'

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Happy St Pancakes Day