Food Politics Mugs

"Are your chops humanely chopped?"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'She's blocking the way in protest against the unprecedented rise in the price of cauliflowers.'

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Steamed vegetables."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

World Hunger Conference.

Heart Disease Menu

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

Elise Stefanik

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

Mathematician Food Fights.

Chef's duel.

"Butcher!"

Gross pig size!

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified food will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'Man, I go for genetically modified chicken food!'

Meat bi-products.

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

The House of Java Cafe was suddenly a house divided. The humble establishment had been divided into faith-based and non-faith-based seating. Heathen! Blasphemer! Cereal-eater! Judgmental scone-lover! You have no values. You have even less! And some walking a not-so-delicate line down the middle. You're all stinkin' losers!

Yesterday we touched on a controversial topic. We referred to guacamole as a condiment. We recognize these are various schools of thought. Some believe it to be a meal, or side dish. America can sustain different views. It's not like sauerkraut, which is clearly a vegetable. What? Are you insane? I will pummel you! Communist!

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

"Are you sure it's not genetically modified?"

Obesity Crisis Report.

"Genetically modified sour grapes!"

Bureaucracy sits on US food production while ignoring world hunger.