Food Politics T-Shirts

"Are your chops humanely chopped?"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'She's blocking the way in protest against the unprecedented rise in the price of cauliflowers.'

"I can't hurry when ordering. There's a lot of ecological geopolitics involved here."

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Steamed vegetables."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

World Hunger Conference.

"Our vegan dishes are the same as what cows eat: Nitrates, Pesticides, Ammonia, Antibiotics..."

'Waiter! -- there's a candidate in my soup!'

Heart Disease Menu

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'Finish your food and think about all those poor starving kids in America.'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

Contaminated eggs? No problem at all!

"We used to think sugar and spice were all things nice - until that was proved to be a lie put out by global food manufacturers."

Bunfight at the O.K. Corral

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

Elise Stefanik

"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."

Chef's duel.

"Butcher!"

"And now to present the arguments for chlorinated chicken. . ."

"All right, let's admit genetically-modified food will have an effect on people. It's fifty-fifty it'll be a good effect."

'Man, I go for genetically modified chicken food!'

Gross pig size!

'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'

Meat bi-products.

"Are you sure it's not genetically modified?"

Obesity Crisis Report.

"Genetically modified sour grapes!"

Bureaucracy sits on US food production while ignoring world hunger.

'Don't be such a baby! You can't even taste them.'

"Next! Rotten Randall vs. Billy the Bruiser!"