Food Philosophizer T-Shirts

Gift a t-shirt that celebrates the food philosopher in style—witty, clever, and perfect for wearing while contemplating the mysteries of life or just enjoying a meal.

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"See? The good still outweighs the bad."

"See? The good still outweighs the bad." mockup

"See? The good still outweighs the bad."

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What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand? mockup

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

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View to the Future

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"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again." mockup

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

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'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...' mockup

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?' mockup

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

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The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there." mockup

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

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"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?" mockup

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

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"Ma, what does 'kosher' mean?"

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"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat." mockup

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

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"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..." mockup

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

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'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?' mockup

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

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"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven." mockup

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

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Surprise in the salad bowl

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"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians." mockup

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

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"Carpe pizza"

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'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.' mockup

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

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"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef." mockup

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

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"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu." mockup

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

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"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds." mockup

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

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'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?' mockup

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

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'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.' mockup

'Young lady, I'm afraid existential despair is no excuse for not eating your lima beans.'

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"Give me your metabolism! Now!"

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"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?" mockup

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

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"Is it free-range?"

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Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

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'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?' mockup

'What do you have that hasn't been cloned?'

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"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber." mockup

"They have oat fiber, wheat fiber, and rice fiber, but no moral fiber."

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The Politics of Food.

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"First you make a roux."

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'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.' mockup

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

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'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...' mockup

'School of nutrition - as of today: Butter, good...'

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"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes." mockup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

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Food Philosophizer T-Shirts Collection

Food Philosophizer Mugs

Explore our range of mugs designed for food thinkers. Each one captures the fun and insight of philosophical food lovers.

Food Philosophizer Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate culinary philosophy—great for adding a witty touch to any room.

Food Philosophizer Prints

Browse our collection of prints that blend food passion with philosophical reflection—ideal for inspiring any food lover's space.