Food-loving Friend Pillows

Dessert - the most important meal of the day.

"Stephen and I are today's special."

'Your French dip, sir.'

The Fourth Little Pig

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Do you have any catsup?'

Party Animals.

Bad for you but to die for

'I never should have ordered the diet platter.'

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Party time.

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

I wish I'd had the review.

A Woman Holding Canapes

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'Now, what's Italian for pizza?'

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'Excuse me - are you organic?'

"We've misjudged the tapas again."

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"For dessert, absolutely no flambé!"

You're the sizzle in my roast!